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Maria. 20. USA. Love to read, write, dream. I am a woman of many fandoms, which you can see listed in my About Me section [still under construction]. Feel free to leave me something in the ask box :)
Who I Follow

abnormal-fallen-angel:

ohhowiloveunicorns:

waystotellyourewhovian:

aanzhen:

prismplague:

Demon summons a human

Yes. good.

Can you imagine, though, this happening to you?

You’re at the movies and about to pay for your popcorn when suddenly you’re not? And there’s a demon standing there and at first you’re terrified but then you realize the demon looks so scared and nervous and you feel this tiny little tug of sympathy.

So you try and joke around a little bit with him. “You know, you’re the third demon that’s done this to me today.”

He immediately looks terrified and possibly on the verge of tears. “Oh my God, I am so sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it. I can… I an send you back if you want?”

Of course that catches your attention. It’s not every day you meet a demon that summons people and then gets apologetic about it. “Hey, didn’t mean anything by it. I was making a joke.” You look around. “Nice place.”

That coaxes a smile out of him. “Thanks. I, uh… It’s a little messy. My coworkers decided to torture someone in here, but I, uh…” He starts running around and picking up the various bones and knifes that lay on the floor. “I can tidy up.”

You awkwardly wait around until the demon finishes up. “So, uh, why’d you call me here?”

At this, the demon does something surprising. He starts glowing, which, if you had to guess, was how demons blushed. “I, uh…” He hurries to finish cleaning up and starts dropping bones all over the place.

You can’t help but giggle as you start helping him clean up. Once all the slightly worrying objects are out of view, he turns back to you rubbing the back of his neck. “I get a little lonely sometimes and… Well… I just really wanted a friend that wasn’t into… you know… demon stuff…”

"Oh."You can’t say you’re not surprised. If you were honest, you suspected he called you here to buy your soul or something. "That’s… nice."

"Look, I get it, probably not your thing, being friends with a demon…" He shuffles his feet around and looks at the ground.

"Not something I can say I’ve done before," you giggle. "But it’s a bit of a bad time right now. I was about to go see a movie so…"

"Oh… Oh! Sorry about that…" he says, looking distinctly crestfallen. "I knew this was a bad idea… I’ll just… send you back then–"

"Hang on a second, there. I never said no. It was just bad timing. Happens to the best of us. But after, I’d love to hang out. What’s your name?"

He gives a small start of surprise. “Uh… Adam?”

You smile. “Well, Adam, I’m Y/N, and I would love to hang out after my movie.”

He gives an embarrassed smile. “Thanks… What movie?”

"Avengers."

"No way! I love that movie! Have you seen it yet?"

You laugh. “Only like twelve times.”

"Well, can’t keep you away from lucky number thirteen!"

You laugh with him. “So, like around five?”

Adam grins. “Around five.”

That’s so sweet I’m gonna die

OF COURSE YOU NAMED HIM ADAM

(via awkward-fallen-angel)

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(via loveisjusta-fantasy)

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

(via loveisjusta-fantasy)

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via loveisjusta-fantasy)

  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god

(via teepuny)

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

(via 7jeanie11)

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

(via awkward-fallen-angel)

bovineroyalty:

#maybe that guys a squib. #you don’t know his life (x)

(via oh-my-shipper-heart-feels)

I really like how all bookstores or libraries are quiet. No one talks above a whisper. It’s like everyone is respecting and listening to the voices from the books. It’s truly magical.

Jack Hodgins AKA King of the Lab

(via boothseeleybooth)

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

(via simonwang)

trashholmes:

when i was a kid i was running through an airport with my mom, who was carrying my sisters and a bag, to try to catch our next flight and i was lagging behind, pulling my little carry-on behind me, and my mom turns round and yells ‘What do you have in there, ROCKS??’ and i just stop in the middle of this airport and give her this look

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bc i had this small, modest rock collection that i kept in a shoebox that i took everywhere with me, including on this trip 

(via oh-my-shipper-heart-feels)

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

(via simonwang)

hankgreensmoustache:

arrested developments a little ahead of its time

(via simonwang)